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May 31, 2023Liked by Exulansic

Argh this makes me so angry. I have an autistic niece who cannot feel when she needs to go to the bathroom due to a nerve injury acquired at birth. She had to get the same kind of 'cyborg button' installed so she doesn't have "accidents" - my husband was worried sick she might not be able to get it due to long waiting lists before she got to secondary school, since he was afraid the other kids might be very cruel about it. And this dude will blithely still recommend this surgery to others despite acquiring a self induced disability that other people will pay for and have to help him fix.

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Gateway into transhumanism, who would have predicted this but everyone

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Yay new video!!

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I needed pelvic floor therapy because my pelvic muscles were clenched into a fist from trauma. It took months to get one singular appointment with a brand new practitioner who wasn’t very good. The fact that these appointments are going to people who elected to do this is infuriating. The fact that we have women pissing their pants for life after childbirth and not having the insurance that will cover pelvic PT at all, but this man gets pelvic PT...this man going into this very sensitive place where women come to deal with this issue if they are lucky enough to have access, is part of the clownery of affirming this delusion.

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Yeah. For me, it's not about compassion for these people anymore. It's about compassion for the ripple of soft disasters they leave in their wake.

I'm infuriated by the money they spend on these cosmetic surgeries, apparently without a care in the world for anyone else. I'm angry on behalf of the caregivers who will inevitably be forced to be intimately familiar with their creepy, carved-over excuses for reproductive organs when they end up in a nursing home with early onset dementia from the hormones. I am positively frantic about the fact that there is a very real possibility that my gynecologist will not be able to fit me in when I need her because one of these toads is squatting on their patient roster.

I don't feel sorry for these people anymore. What I feel is a vague hope that they live in other states or other countries mixed in with a detached belief that it would be good for everyone if they would buy into Canada's standards for assisted suicide. That's all.

And by the way; after my open heart surgery, it was made abundantly clear to me that pooping would have to become a priority. You can't live if you can't poop. Straining and constipation can literally pop a vessel in your heart. (see Elvis Presley) I take a magnesium supplement every day now. Actually, I take two. One at mid-day and one at night. It had the effect of stopping my period cramps when I still had periods, improved my sleep and helped to make me a champion pooper. You ALL need to start taking magnesium before the effects of aging begin to take hold, get your food tube in top shape, it's sustaining your whole system. PLEASE.

Also, white flour is not food. It's glue. Stop eating that shit. Everything you put into your mouth is either curing or killing you.

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Since these men DO NOT HAVE a clitoris -- which is quite extensive -- can they only orgasm if someone puts an implant in them? And that comes with another set of issues because all of us need to be very aware of the dangers of putting a foreign object in your body. I am crippled because of a botched "hernia repair" surgery and I knew someone who died from having a pacemaker.

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This should be sponsored by Instant RegreTTM. Now you can purchase instant regret without all the medical bills!

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"...a male to cyborg transition..." Ha! Excellent. And he's gonna have to call his nether region on his smartphone so he can evacuate his bowels. Dysphoria cured!

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The fact that these surgeries are elective and cosmetic is tragic. They are also largely experimental; the surgeons don't really know what they're doing, they're figuring it out as they go. Then, it usually gets paid for from taxes, which is absolutely crazy. The whole thing is like watching a never-ending car wreck -- and wait til all these transitioners are elderly, or have early-onset dementia from the hormones!

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No sympathy. Self-destroyed, to quote Sophocles. I used to be a regular Democrat. Now I'm cheering Republican states that are legislating t-----s out of womens' sports, bathrooms, etc. If the Rs carry the Presidency and both Houses of Congress in '24, I hope they can get ALL transgender care out of Obama care. Real people with real problems shouldn't have to stand in line behind fake people with fake problems. If they pay for it themselves, fine. After they're 18. And actually, I would like to publically thank Dylan Mulvaney for setting the social pendulum swinging the other way. Well done, Bud!

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I have the same device implanted due to sacral nerve damage from giving birth. This guy is super dramatic; I'm laughing at the thought that he's describing it as being shocked all day long and better orgasms. And yes, I have the Samsung phone too.

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You used to call me on my cell phone

Late night when you need my love

Call me on my cell phone

Late night when you need my love

And I know when that hotline bling

That can only mean one thing

I know when that hotline bling

That can only mean one thing...

A steaming pile of dookie.

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i’ve been so tired lately i’ve had to get off the internet, but i am still a proud paid supporter of exulansic. as long as exulansic.com points somewhere, sapphos-cats will continue to support her in her small way.

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I look forward to seeing your videos - you do an EXCELLENT JOB explaining medical things!

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This video made me grateful my back surgery went so well, the first thing they did when I woke up was make me move all my limbs and digits. I can’t imagine the horror of waking up to this nightmare.

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Hey I don’t know how to get ahold of you but now I’m worried and confused after watching shapeshifter’s video? This is your last Substack post, so I’m thinking maybe you will see this. What the heck is going on, are you Ok?

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