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Erin King's avatar

Great, thanks for this earworm 🤣🤣 I'm definitely gonna accidentally sing "we can make a skin tube that you can stand to pee through" out loud in public.

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alewifey's avatar

🤣🤣🤣 right? I have sorta the same issue, but in my case it manifests as bouts of uncontrollable snortlaughing when something just pops to mind at random—usually at the worst possible time.

As for peeing standing up—say, in yucky porta-johns at a festival, or on a precarious hiking trail, or whatever—a Freshette serves well enough, and it's only like 15 bucks.

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Dee Sang's avatar

Not sure whether to laugh or cry. This fucking monster.

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Deadladyofclowntown's avatar

Oh.My.God. Brilliantly done, Ex!! Now it's gonna haunt me: "It's your Ferrari, Sometimes a Ferrari gets a flat tire..."

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Exulansic's avatar

He fucking says that in one of the videos i reacted to lmao

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Deadladyofclowntown's avatar

It fits so well with the music! 😅

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alewifey's avatar

To be fair, if you stripped off the outer couple layers of one of a Ferrari's front quarter panels and tried to roll it up into some sort of performance tire, you'd get a blowout pretty damn fast.

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eye&beam's avatar

I read that as “one of a Ferrari’s front quarter penis…”

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alewifey's avatar

Welllll😅 I think our esteemed blog host has provided plenty of details over these past few years about vaginoplasty surgeries that pretty much DO flay a penis and slice it longways into quarters (just for starters!), so... if there was ever a place where we'd just shrug our shoulders and "meh... it happens", this would be it.

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joolzzt's avatar

I was just about to ask if he was the idiot who said breasts can grow back when that line appeared in the song.

He needs to be in jail!!

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alewifey's avatar

Still trying to decide which is worse, between that and Johanna Olson-Kennedy's "If you miss them, you can alws go out and buy new ones later!"

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eye&beam's avatar

I’m torn … by rights this artificier of abominations should be strung up by his short ‘n’ curlies, but then we’d miss out on all the potential new catchy self-incriminating quirky quips he could be belching out for our entertainment (as he swings by his nutsack from the top of a pecan tree)

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Gina Nelson's avatar

Mutilation through the vibes of smooth jazz

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Thomas Smith's avatar

Is this asshole who said that a fistula is like a flat tire on a Ferrari? No big deal?

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Exulansic's avatar

Yea it's in the medical mercenaries episode where he goes on also about how he is a money saving genius because he realized his patients have their own skin so he doesn't have to buy cadaver skin

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Thomas Smith's avatar

🤬

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Ute Heggen's avatar

I just got word that there are 2 trans widows locally here in the Hudson Valley that I might help directly. Ex, you give me strength. I will take on the risk of helping these 2 women. Both have young children. So predictable. And no one is keeping data on us or the kids.

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MarianneH's avatar

Holy shit. This is brilliant.

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crazy fucking female's avatar

idk curtis, when *my* car gets a flat tire *i* can still piss no problem. but then again it’s just a subaru 🚙

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Elle Muerte's avatar

What a bop!

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