Great, thanks for this earworm 🤣🤣 I'm definitely gonna accidentally sing "we can make a skin tube that you can stand to pee through" out loud in public.
🤣🤣🤣 right? I have sorta the same issue, but in my case it manifests as bouts of uncontrollable snortlaughing when something just pops to mind at random—usually at the worst possible time.
As for peeing standing up—say, in yucky porta-johns at a festival, or on a precarious hiking trail, or whatever—a Freshette serves well enough, and it's only like 15 bucks.
To be fair, if you stripped off the outer couple layers of one of a Ferrari's front quarter panels and tried to roll it up into some sort of performance tire, you'd get a blowout pretty damn fast.
Welllll😅 I think our esteemed blog host has provided plenty of details over these past few years about vaginoplasty surgeries that pretty much DO flay a penis and slice it longways into quarters (just for starters!), so... if there was ever a place where we'd just shrug our shoulders and "meh... it happens", this would be it.
I’m torn … by rights this artificier of abominations should be strung up by his short ‘n’ curlies, but then we’d miss out on all the potential new catchy self-incriminating quirky quips he could be belching out for our entertainment (as he swings by his nutsack from the top of a pecan tree)
Yea it's in the medical mercenaries episode where he goes on also about how he is a money saving genius because he realized his patients have their own skin so he doesn't have to buy cadaver skin
I just got word that there are 2 trans widows locally here in the Hudson Valley that I might help directly. Ex, you give me strength. I will take on the risk of helping these 2 women. Both have young children. So predictable. And no one is keeping data on us or the kids.
Great, thanks for this earworm 🤣🤣 I'm definitely gonna accidentally sing "we can make a skin tube that you can stand to pee through" out loud in public.
🤣🤣🤣 right? I have sorta the same issue, but in my case it manifests as bouts of uncontrollable snortlaughing when something just pops to mind at random—usually at the worst possible time.
As for peeing standing up—say, in yucky porta-johns at a festival, or on a precarious hiking trail, or whatever—a Freshette serves well enough, and it's only like 15 bucks.
And it's still a Ferrari (for him)
Not sure whether to laugh or cry. This fucking monster.
Oh.My.God. Brilliantly done, Ex!! Now it's gonna haunt me: "It's your Ferrari, Sometimes a Ferrari gets a flat tire..."
He fucking says that in one of the videos i reacted to lmao
It fits so well with the music! 😅
To be fair, if you stripped off the outer couple layers of one of a Ferrari's front quarter panels and tried to roll it up into some sort of performance tire, you'd get a blowout pretty damn fast.
I read that as “one of a Ferrari’s front quarter penis…”
Welllll😅 I think our esteemed blog host has provided plenty of details over these past few years about vaginoplasty surgeries that pretty much DO flay a penis and slice it longways into quarters (just for starters!), so... if there was ever a place where we'd just shrug our shoulders and "meh... it happens", this would be it.
I was just about to ask if he was the idiot who said breasts can grow back when that line appeared in the song.
He needs to be in jail!!
Still trying to decide which is worse, between that and Johanna Olson-Kennedy's "If you miss them, you can alws go out and buy new ones later!"
I’m torn … by rights this artificier of abominations should be strung up by his short ‘n’ curlies, but then we’d miss out on all the potential new catchy self-incriminating quirky quips he could be belching out for our entertainment (as he swings by his nutsack from the top of a pecan tree)
Mutilation through the vibes of smooth jazz
Is this asshole who said that a fistula is like a flat tire on a Ferrari? No big deal?
Yea it's in the medical mercenaries episode where he goes on also about how he is a money saving genius because he realized his patients have their own skin so he doesn't have to buy cadaver skin
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I just got word that there are 2 trans widows locally here in the Hudson Valley that I might help directly. Ex, you give me strength. I will take on the risk of helping these 2 women. Both have young children. So predictable. And no one is keeping data on us or the kids.
Holy shit. This is brilliant.
idk curtis, when *my* car gets a flat tire *i* can still piss no problem. but then again it’s just a subaru 🚙
What a bop!