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Wendy Testaburger's avatar

In summary: 'I turned the water off at the faucet. Why's it still draining out the hose?'

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Mary's avatar

Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣

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Essy's avatar

Omg 🤣 this is hilariously tragic. Tragically hilarious? Fucking funny and sad. Suicide averted!

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Sheila Roderick's avatar

She now has the urinary characteristics of an 80 year old man! One bright (but not damp) spot is that she'll never get stress inconvenience through.childbirth. Truly life-saving surgery!

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trudie63's avatar

I really feel that the information provided to these cosmetic surgery havers is not fully explaining the problems these silly people may have by mutilating themselves. The majority of the surgeons have no clue what they are doing and don't really care if you can't pee or have fistulas or stitches burst, utis, or sepsis. They pocket the money and the client can wander off because we don't want to know about problems from botched surgery, you got want you asked for don't bother to come back. This should be discontinued and definitely not paid for from insurance or taxpayers money

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LeishaCamden's avatar

Some of them probably do care if the patients have problems afterwards because that means follow up surgeries, ie, more money for the surgeons. 100% it should be discontinued and made illegal

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Maggie's avatar

It really makes me wonder what the surgeons tell these patients. Do they tell patients that there will almost certainly be complications? I'm guessing not.

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LeishaCamden's avatar

If they do tell them, will the patients listen? These people are so deluded that they probably only hear what they want to hear. This whole field of "medicine" needs to just be stopped.

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Dil mca's avatar

Sadly these people rely on the ignorance of their patients. Even if the surgeons do tell them every thing that might happen it's glossed over in medical jargon. Aslong as the surgeon is confident they can make you feel like there is nothing to worry about. They're just predators.

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jaydan's avatar

Maybe the Trans 101 course material should include the ancient poem that is known to biological males: "No matter how much you wiggle or prance, the last drop always falls in your pants."

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Theceilinghasmefloored's avatar

I was thinking this same thing!!

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Matt Osborne's avatar

Urine my heart, urine my soul

You'll be my breath should I grow old

You are my lover, you're my best friend

Urine my soul

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Mary's avatar

You keep doing it!!! Another song bites the dust!!!🤣🤣🤣

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Matt Osborne's avatar

I'll be here all week, be sure to tip your bartender and drive home safe

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Louise R's avatar

Rod Stewart would love it!

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trudie63's avatar

Maybe some do but if they didn't know what they were doing in the first place not sure id go back to someone who sees me as a cash cow and an experiment 🤔

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Louise R's avatar

Whatever happened to proud, strong young Dykes? This is just so tragic.

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Aurem's avatar

This is her life now. Has anyone who’s got this deep into it ever woken up from the nightmare and decided to have the fake penis surgically removed?

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Louise R's avatar

Did anybody see the John Waters movie about the runnaway Lesbians who wandered into a bizarre community headed by "Queen Carlotta?" One of them (the Butch) cut off her fake penis and threw it out the window, where it was picked up and carried away by a passing dog. What was the name of that movie?

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Recynd's avatar

Wasn’t that “Female Troubles”?

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Louise R's avatar

I looked it up on You Tube. "Desperate People." Extremely weird. I think "Female Troubles" was Divine-centered. While I was at university the student center played John Waters films on weekends.

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Recynd's avatar

Good find. I’ve seen all of Water’s movies, but it’s been a REALLY long time; I don’t have enough room in my brain. 👍🏼

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Mary's avatar

Unfortunately, if this shit keeps up they’ll become extinct, just like dinosaurs. My alma mater, Smith College, an ALL WOMENS institution for over 200 years and a lesbian stronghold is now allowing men who “identify “ as women in! It’s shocking and infuriating to me. Sophia Smith who founded the school had specifically stated that it was to remain SINGLE SEX for women !!! WTF???

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Aurem's avatar

When I read Louise R’s question I had a vision from The Last Unicorn (the animated film from 1980) of the evil old king using his red bull made of fire to round up all the unicorns and drive them into the sea, and keep them imprisoned there. Could rewrite the story to be The Last Lesbian because it really seems to be the case that covetous old men are driving them underground if not to extinction.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Unicorn

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Aurem's avatar

*1982

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Louise R's avatar

Tra--ies helped end the Michigan Womyn's Music Festival. They kept trying to get in. A few did. It caused generational dissention among the workers. They set up "Camp Trans"

across the county road from our box office, picketted, made a nuisance of themselves. Their camp was very untidy, and THEY LITTERED! We had to pick up their trash. Let them have their own events and spaces, GET OUT OF OURS!!

Also, I served briefly, very briefly, in the Columbus, OH chapter of NOW. My eyes bugged out when I was seated next to an extremely large person tricked out in frothy skirt and enormous pumps. A man in the National Organization of Women? Give me a break.

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Mary's avatar

It’s maddening! But the visual is very funny!!!

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Carmen Monoxide's avatar

Find this person a thesaurus. The word is "urine."

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Louise R's avatar

She traded her "G" spot for a "P" spot. Like trading gold for crypto currency.

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Mary's avatar

👏👏👏

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Louise R's avatar

She traded her "G" spot for a "P" spot.

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Nameless's avatar

The way you read this had me 🤣

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Susan Siens's avatar

And can you imagine how stinky her pee is? Everything your liver and kidneys have to detoxify -- LIKE TESTOSTERONE -- eventually makes it way into the toilet bowl. Ugh.

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Mary's avatar

Thanks for the thoughts!?!!!🤣❤️

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Louise R's avatar

And into our shared water supply.

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Mary's avatar

🤢😱🥴

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Susan Siens's avatar

You make me feel lucky I have my own well!

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Marion's avatar

WHen I get dysphoric around peeing, I put gaz in my car... No matter how long or with how much energy you shake the tip of the gaz hose, THERE IS ALWAYS A FUCKING DRIP when you put it back in place.

Dysphoria cure

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Mary's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

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Gregory S's avatar

I am always amused at how standing to pee is held out as the pinnacle of being a man.

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Deadladyofclowntown's avatar

Yep, it's so bizarre that standing to pee is somehow the most manly, masculine thing they can imagine, the absolute essence of being male. I highly doubt most men think to themselves when they pee, "Ah, how glorious, I am standing up and peeing!!"

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