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Pizza Frite!

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pronounced “peeztafreett!” ( upswing on the third syllable). I feel like I am being catty for joining in, but sometimes ya just lotta let the catoutta da bag…. so I will apologize in advance (which does NOT meet the “is it a sin” smell test….)

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gotta

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Holy shit! Yes! Brilliant as usual. I truly love how your mind works. I'll be using this liberally. Thank you, once again for a good laugh. "Rage against the vagine" will always be my number one favorite thing you've said ❤️🤣

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"Hey! You got your Kazooicism in my peanut butter!"

"You got your peanut butter on my Kazooicism!"

(They try it)

"Hey that's really yummy"

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King Of The Hill S02 E22 “Propane Boom (Part 1)”:

Hank: We will be disrupting a Chuck Mangione concert with kazoos.

Man#1: Why kazoos, Hank?

Hank: Because they’re portable, they’re annoying, and Megalomart has them for three bucks a case.

Man#1: We’ll be just like Queer Nation!

later:

Hank: Why don’t you get us a [parking] spot, Peggy? I’ve got a little business to take care of.

Peggy: I know, Hank. I saw your bag of kazoos and I put two and two together. After 15 years of teaching, I know a mutiny when I see one.

Hank: Don’t try to stop me, Peggy.

Hank begins to walk off.

Peggy: Hank! Remember honey, to hum, not blow. If you blow it tears the wax paper.

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bwhahaha, brilliant!

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I vote yes! Call Webster!

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Brilliant

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😍 love 💕 it kazooicism!!

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Can we hear an example?

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Jun 30Edited

Go over to You Tube and look up Buck Angel. She's a transman with one of the worst cases of kazooicism I've heard. There's probably worse out there, but that's the one I always think of when someone mentions this specific aspect of being female and trans.

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thanks

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You're welcome!

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Yup, I'll go with this, ta muchly you creative woman!

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I agree. As well, men who are on (or not) estrogen and take on a female persona, throwing their voices into a false higher range, often sound like former heavy tobacco smokers with a strange resonance, or lack of resonance in their voices. I was once in an a cappella singing group and this dude insisted on singing soprano/second soprano, messing us up, changing the key we were singing in and it was just annoying. These deluded people tax our time and mental energies.

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or possibly kazooistry? as is casuistry, “Specious or excessively subtle reasoning intended to rationalize or mislead.”

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Kazooic, When will my AI voice changer have that option? the mind ponders on the applications for comedy. Could you say that in French please and ramp up the Kazooic accent to seven.

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Cracking voices, chest binders and testosterone stubble are standard for baristas where I live. I wonder how they will feel at 35. I don’t think they want to be men.

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"Pubescence"

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Not on-subject here but related... There is a term – I seem to recall having heard Helen Joyce use it… – for the insults done to our conscience by the constant assults of toxic oxymoronic gender ideology garbage. I can't remember the first word/part, but it was "______ injury." Does this sound familiar to you?

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