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He's just a performer. I'm convinced now.

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He is getting his Johnson cut off. That’s one heck of a joke.

Talk about commitment.

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Will he actually follow through with it though?

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We shall see I guess. Would be interesting to see the reaction to obvious and horrific complications of such surgery. Played out on his tick-tock. Eye opening for the fan club I hope.

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Initially my thought was “no way” but this guy’s case seems to be unusual in that he’s clearly an AGP who, before the perversion took over his mind, was gay.

As far as I know, the vast majority of AGPs are heterosexual men and probably fewer than 5% of them seriously consider the chop, because they want to continue having PIV sex with women. Aka before the transgender “umbrella” takeover of the gay rights movement, virtually all AGPs were heterosexual transvestites, as opposed to the comparatively small percentage of homosexual transsexuals who, due to their homosexual orientation, were included as the original T in LGBT.

DM looks to have been an out and proud gay man before this social media parody--not a would-be transsexual--and although he clearly HATES women, it’s hard to imagine he ever expected this ditzy “girl” caricature to become his livelihood. I don’t believe he began his little social media satire with any intention of having his genitals surgically fricasseed, but the ugly persona he created gives him power and attention that’s so addictive, he can’t bear to take off the costume or give it up. He’s like Smeagol from LOTR, who is corrupted by the One Ring’s power and transformed into Gollum.

From Wikipedia: “Gollum referred to the Ring as "my precious" or "precious", and it extended his life far beyond natural limits. Centuries of the Ring's influence twisted Gollum's body and mind, and, by the time of the novels, he ‘loved and hated [the Ring], as he loved and hated himself.’ Throughout the story, Gollum was torn between his lust for the Ring and his desire to be free of it.”

A gay AGP man might have the narcissistic delusion that he’s superior to all biological women and if only he gets his penis inverted into a “Barbie pocket” he’ll then not only be a “real girl” but he’ll be every man’s Dream Barbie. https://genius.com/Aqua-barbie-girl-lyrics

Once things ramped up to the point where he got invited to the White House to sit down with the President, I think he totally lost control of any remaining sense of reality he had left (because if the PRESIDENT validates your gender identity, then it MUST be true...right? Lol nope! it’s just that our patriarchal society has such utter contempt for women as a sex class that they’re willing to throw us all under the bus to validate mentally ill men’s sexual paraphilias. To the benefit of absolutely no one).

It’s been less than a year of his “girlhood” costuming. After such a meteoric rise to internet stardom, how do you keep feeding the beast? Like Caitlyn Jenner and Chelsea Manning before him, I think there’s an extra layer of pressure and societal expectation to go under the knife. What likely started out as satire (and his profound hatred + envy + total contempt for women) may have catapulted him to the front of the assembly line for a sexual lobotomy.

One Neo-Vag to rule them all...and in the darkness bind them!

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Excellent. I've been a Tolkien fan since the 70s. He'll fall into Mount Doom soon enough.

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When did he claim that?

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That's for Facial Feminization Surgery

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Aa that “gender affirming“ ffs.

I am sure that will go well for him.

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I’m usually against it, but his voluntary castration would probably be a net positive for society if it quells his aggression.

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It won't.

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He said he’s had a consult for facial feminisation surgery and maybe chest implants. He wants to “normalise the bulge”.

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Ah. Barf. Classic AGP then.

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I think he originally intended it as a mild joke. He looked like he modelled himself on Dick Emery’s Mandy and other old school camp comedy. I think if it’s true, he’d be way too terrified to come out now though.

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What bothers me is his certainty that he can tell a woman how to do her period right.

“Oh, you silly girl--left home with no tampon? Let Dylan save you! <smirk>"

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He’s an actor, gotta have a gimmick!

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Tampax in a T-pot. 🤣 Haven’t watched it yet, just had to applaud that descriptor. Edit: What a disgusting display of misogyny. 😡 Thanks for mentioning other options for menstrual products. I have The Keeper and flannel reusable pantyliners that have a pocket for the reusable flannel pads. I’ll take this opportunity to say that I bought them from Glad Rags a few years ago and since I recently turned 51, probably won’t need another supply, but would like to recommend that others not buy from this company, as they started using the dehumanizing language a couple of years ago. I noticed it in their newsletters and emailed them 2-3 times about it, and then received a completely condescending and emotionally manipulative response from them. Perhaps you know of a menstrual products company that doesn’t dehumanize women? I’ll pass their name along if anyone shares one with me. Thanks again!

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First he said he was enjoying himself, then he implied he could barely get up to face the day? Which is it? So he can face the day if we allow him to enjoy womanhood? Don't worry: soon transphobia won't be allowed online 😉

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These self-reported symptoms of emotional instability and extreme mood swings combined with his general vibe are what give me Kony2012 expectations

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS8mrflAU2M&pbjreload=102.

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Yeah, first he said he gave all the tampons away, but had a few left. I think the "barely get up" line is acting what he thinks women do. Yeah, "a thing of beauty if it weren't a thing of horror."

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Someone help me out with the Tampax tweet. I don’t get it.

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A tampon goes in you and Tampax was addressing a male sending you direct messages, saying Tampax sexually defeated the male DMing the female.

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Oh gross. Thank you for spelling that out for me.

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Relevant history note: tampons were invented by WW1 nurses dealing with bullet wounds as well as being, you know, female.

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"My only agenda... " is to make $$$ off this girlhood act. This clown is a misogynistic troll, and he somehow thinks his mansplaining is excused by his "transness". Oh - and did I hear him right? God made a mistake by placing him in a mans body? Seriously dude - SHE has better things to attend to, and SHE doesn't make those kind of mistakes. Excellent video.

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What a freekin' freak.

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"Enjoying womanhood" must be the talking point du jour - I just saw the exact same phrase for the first time in a Tumblr post a mere hour ago, that post was saying that so-called t3rfs think that "womanhood" is only suffering and pain and it upsets them(us) seeing others enjoying theirs. Add that one to the TRA bingo card, I guess.

And yeah, his whole shtick has seemed like trolling to me since the first time I saw one of his posts (I think it was the frolicking in the park ("hiking") in heels).

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Misogyny thy name sure is Dylan

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Did Proctor & Gamble actually send him some tampax so he would hand them out, thus

advertising the product? I've heard corporations sometimes hire young folks to just hang out with their friends and casually mention a great new movie, or new music cd, or a drink, or a food product. They get paid to do this, either with the product they are promoting, or maybe small amounts of $. I can imagine they do this with social media "influencers" too, and since transfolx are a big thing right now, bingo. But he's creepy, even if it's campy; I would not accept a tampon from that man.

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Every woman that carries a purse knows that everything in it has a current or recent purpose. I am a post menopausal woman and I sure as hell don’t carry around tampons, waiting in bathrooms for women to ask me for one. Shame on Tampax for pouncing on this obvious marketing opportunity that targets young women. Dylan = TikTok famous = another marketing channel for Tampax. Guess what Dylan? Not everyone is going to like you. Get over it.

Also, I wish I had known about menstrual cups (or maybe they hadn’t been invented, yet) when I was younger. Some public spaces are getting with the times and having feminine hygiene products as readily available as toilet paper and paper towels. If my boyfriend had tampons already at his place that I had not personally brought there myself, I wouldn’t think he was a nice, considerate guy. I’d be wondering either: “is he a perv?” Or “which of his exes left the tampons here and why are they still here?” I refuse to indulge in Dylan’s fantasies.

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Menstrual cups were invented in 1867.

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Beware of abusers and con artists who started using "we" language to try and force responses from you. They are trying to see what works to control you.

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I don't gush at brunches about anything. Have not been to a brunch in years. This clown thinks the Sex and the City characters are real? But wasn't that series run by a gay man? Hmmm?

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I truly believed he was taking the piss up until the Biden meeting.

He could have been the ultimate troll, but you’re right, just another nice guy who sees women as vending machines or worse.

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