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Theceilinghasmefloored's avatar

What a nut. I love the term "hyper binary"

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……..'s avatar

The idea that one spouse can unilaterally change another spouse’s sexual orientation is some high-octane cluster B nonsense. This man needs a restraining order. This will only get weirder and more antagonistic.

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Jai Byrd's avatar

Cluster B for sure‼️

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Grouchy_Owl's avatar

Apparently, his right to have his own sexual orientation acknowledged, respected, alllll the things that we're told we have to do with all LGBTQIA+ sexual orientations, is non-existent because it's not what she wants. How childish. She come across like a toddler ranting because someone can't read her mind. I thought adults were supposed to develop the ability to understand that other people have minds that may think differently than theirs?

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Cait's avatar

What is the music playing at the end of the video? I absolutely LOVED it!!

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Exulansic's avatar

Music: Mint Leaves

Musician: Jeff Kaale

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Just another voice's avatar

She can insist all the way to divorce court. I'd be out of there, so fast. But then again, I would never have signed up for a lifetime spent with a person who has that voice and that cadence. (whine whine whine.)

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Grouchy_Owl's avatar

Right? If I was that man's divorce attorney, I would simply play this video and sit down. No need to say anything to the judge.

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Deadladyofclowntown's avatar

Wait, she's a non-binary woman, with vagina?! Uh...seems to be a ball of confusion here. I feel so sorry for the man who married this no-gender-who-has-vagina. Though he may not be the brightest bulb in the box either, come to think of it, since he did marry her.

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Matt Osborne's avatar

He should come out as superstraight

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Me -KL Burke's avatar

Love it!

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Thomas Smith's avatar

I think he may already be, but but she can't handle the truth!

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Jai Byrd's avatar

IKR 😭🤣😂😅😆

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GenderRealistMom's avatar

I am a vagina renter. I would love to actually own one at some point but times are hard.

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Exulansic's avatar

Own a vagina? In this economy?

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katansi's avatar

Have you thought of moving somewhere cheaper? I hear Oklahoma has vagina.

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Corisande's avatar

I am not a penis owner myself, but I’ve had the loan of one once in a while.

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Jai Byrd's avatar

👍🏾😭🤣😂😅😅

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Evangeline's avatar

🤣🤣

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Mildred's avatar

100% non-binary in her own mind, 100% kook in everyone else's mind. Her husband needs to run away fast, do not pass go, do not collect a hundred dollars. Heaven (if there is one) forbid that they procreate. Thanks, Exulansic, for this, another gem of humor and wisdom, and hope you get some needed rest. Happy New Year too, to you and the others who support your Substack. Keep it going in 2024! 🎉❤️👍

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Thomas Smith's avatar

He is all like, "look, just let me in that v, okay?"

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Gayle R's avatar

He'd best look for some other v. This vagina's attached "owner" is off her rocker.

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Thomas Smith's avatar

Sure nuff! But I bet he is just like "I will take that v any way I can get it". Why else would he put up with it thus far?

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Chris Smith's avatar

If you’re a woman, then you can’t be non-binary. Those are two separate categories. She’s not “100% non-binary in her own mind” because she says “non-binary” and then follows it up with “woman.” Just because she strings those words together doesn’t mean they make any logical sense. She’s defined herself as something that doesn’t exist. Then, she gets mad at her husband for not going along with her illogic.

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Mildred's avatar

Did you really need to critique my comment? Of course a woman can't be non-binary, and a man can't be non-binary either. I was making a joke. It's fine not to think it was funny. Everything else in your comment has pretty much been said already. Everyone here knows those things, they're obvious.

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Chris Smith's avatar

Did you really need to critique my critique?

(Now, that is a joke which is actually funny.)

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Mildred's avatar

Actually funny to an audience of one, you. Arrogant jack-ass.

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Chris Smith's avatar

Uhhh... you were the jackass first. Did you really need to critique MY comment? How dare you!

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Mildred's avatar

No, you were the first jack-ass for critiquing my comment for no good reason, smarty pants. Go back to my first comment, then go forward. It doesn't matter much, but as long as this is about being petty, so be it. You were the first to be petty. But this is boring, don't you think? Better things to do, I hope.

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Maggie's avatar

They try so damn hard to explain their "identities." It's beyond ridiculous.

So this is a non-binary woman who isn't a woman?.... I can't.

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Frances Bucher's avatar

I suspect her insisting in what she does( am not willing to repeat the nonsense) is a replacement for other issues between the two ( her to him) but it might be easier for her to go on with the identity „problems“ instead of dealing with the real life issues of relationships...

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Gregory S's avatar

She's advertising her crazy for all the world to see and she'll keep "testing him" until he waltzes out the door.

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Gayle R's avatar

and tiktoks to the world his nonbinaryphobia or nonbinary but a womanphobia? Which will it be?

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Thomas Smith's avatar

L.O.V.E. the hyperbinary concept! Made my day😃😃😃

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Margie's avatar

Non-bianary? Is that how you're pronouncing it now?

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Ellesar's avatar

She sounds drunk?🤣

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Jai Byrd's avatar

Meth head

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just another human(ist)'s avatar

"I'm not like the other girls,,, er, I mean, I fit right in with the non binaries - ACCEPT MEEEEE"

INLTOG - failed dating/attention keeping strategy

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Louise R's avatar

Tiresome nonsense. With a nose ring.

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Me -KL Burke's avatar

She really needs to be that super special, doesn't she? She knows she isn't lesbian, but she doesn't want to be left out of this labelling sexual orientation fun. So yeah, go on and harass your husband and insist he has 48 hours to apologize. And then what? What are you going to do this man? Argh lol Happy New Year Ex and fellow subscribers!

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